So that's why there are holes in country toilets — to stick dicks in them

I look at my friend's tits and realize that we're about to have a foursome

You wanted two cocks at once, so I brought a friend

Are you whimpering already? It's just a finger, I'm going to put my dick in it

Wait, who's going to pay? - So I took a ride, but on my dick

My friends are looking for presents under the tree I'm here and my dick is standing

I always take a friend to the hangout to film me fucking everyone there

My neighbor needs money, but I don't lend her money, only for anal. You ready?

Eh, my friend doesn't fuck me like that, but at least he lets me watch

Oh, shit, my wife's back and I'm giving salt to my naked neighbor

Hush, don't yell so loud — the neighbors will think I'm hitting you