I look at my friend's tits and realize that we're about to have a foursome

My friends are looking for presents under the tree I'm here and my dick is standing

You wanted two cocks at once, so I brought a friend

So that's why there are holes in country toilets — to stick dicks in them

Wait, who's going to pay? - So I took a ride, but on my dick

Are you whimpering already? It's just a finger, I'm going to put my dick in it

I always take a friend to the hangout to film me fucking everyone there

Eh, my friend doesn't fuck me like that, but at least he lets me watch

My neighbor needs money, but I don't lend her money, only for anal. You ready?

Oh, shit, my wife's back and I'm giving salt to my naked neighbor

Hush, don't yell so loud — the neighbors will think I'm hitting you